So apparently this is what we call collateral damage — and of course it happens the moment my cousin Aiko tries to hijack my story. I’m there, minding my own business, fighting zombies like a responsible adult with a machete and questionable life decisions… and suddenly she jumps straight into the scene. Out of nowhere. Zero warning. Pure Aiko energy. And somehow — naturally — she gets mixed up with an undead. Mixed up! Like cake batter. Like our family WhatsApp chat. So now I’m standing there t