So after being distracted for a bit, I've been playing around with pfSense again. I like it quite a bit better than m0n0wall. FTP works now without poking a gazillion holes and you can access the DMZ ...
I have an interesting conundrum. I have pfSense installation on a Dell R610. When I reboot the machine, I need to hit option 11 ("Restart WebConfigurator") or else the web GUI doesn't work, but more ...