With a dream cast that includes Cher and Christina Aguilera, ably supported by a wry Stanley Tucci (his new unshaven look seems to be working well for him), Burlesque should've been a lot of fun.

Confession: I've seen "Showgirls" more than once. But the only way I'd watch "Burlesque" again is if I were trapped on a satellite with my robot friends and forced to watch cheesy movies while ...